
~~ Diary of an Incompetent Bee-Keeper~~
CONFUSING ENTHUSIASM WITH RESULTS
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. Back to the Beekeeper's Dictionary
26 September 2008
25 September 2008
Oscar Wetterblad

18 September 2008
16 September 2008
A short history of robbing
Went to check the hives, add anti-varroa treatments, remove the feeders and settle the bees for the winter. 11 September 2008
What the bees know and what they do not know
09 September 2008
Death by Sting (bee, not Gordon Sumner)
08 September 2008
05 September 2008
03 September 2008
No honey at Christmas?
Stuart Bailey, chairman of Rowse honey, which supplies several major supermarket chains, said the company has been able to source just 125 tons of English honey this year forcing it to rely more heavily on foreign suppliers despite rocketing prices.
"We will be out by Christmas there is no doubt about that," he said.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/09/02/eahoney102.xml
29 August 2008
Parasites Are Killing Off Honeybees
Sadly, her own story makes the point that this is probably not true. I might also criticise the subs for a dreadful headline.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/British-Honey-Bees-In-Rapid-Decline-By-Virus-As-Experts-Call-For-Research-Funds/Article/200808415088927?lpos=UK%2BNews_4&lid=ARTICLE_15088927_British%2BHoney%2BBees%2BIn%2BRapid%2BDecline%2BBy%2BVirus%2BAs%2BExperts%2BCall%2BFor%2BResearch%2BFunds
A trail of freshly ground pepper
Possibly one of the least likely beekeeping gadgets: an electric peppermill with integrated LED torch...I wanted to check the shed for bee disasters, and the only opportunity was after dark. With no torch handy, the best I could do was the peppermill.
At around 22:30, I crept around the shed looking for angry or dying bees, making whirring noises and leaving a trail of freshly ground pepper.
www.peppermills.com/
28 August 2008
The Polish for 'bee' is 'pszczoły'

Collected seventeen frames of honey - all from one hive. Sweet.
All went well - I simply brushed the bees off the frames - until I parked the loaded frames in the shed, back home. It was a hot day, and other bees caught a whiff and started to pile into the shed.
Unfortunately, the shed is being used by half-a-dozen Polish builders during our house renovations. The Polish for 'bee' is 'pszczoły,' though that's certainly not the word the builders were using.
26 August 2008
21 August 2008
Computer model of bees probes the hive mind

20 August 2008
A single hive with its bees and full combs of honey can easily be worth a thousand dollars
The recent outbreak of hive theft is not new, it seems. This clip from The Independent online is from 2002 (good to know I'm right up there and current, eh?).
"Angry as the buzzing hives they carried in protest, dozens of Israeli beekeepers lined a road with burning tyres today to demonstrate against the thefts of thousands of their beehives.
Wearing protective work suits and net masks, the beekeepers demanded that Israel and the Palestinian Authority stop what they said was the theft of their beehives by Palestinians in the West Bank.
The demonstrators at Jalameh Checkpoint near the West Bank town of Jenin had planned to release the bees they brought with him as a protest, but police stopped them.
The beekeepers suspect Palestinians are entering Israel by night from the West Bank and making off with the hives, since most of the thefts have taken place in areas near the border between Israel and the West Bank.
"I have nothing against the Palestinians," beekeeper Roni Feldman said. "But Israeli agricultural workers are paying the highest price for peace."
According to Feldman, 2,600 hives were stolen in 1999. A single hive with its bees and full combs of honey can easily be worth a thousand dollars."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/beekeepers-protest-at-hive-thefts-724851.html
16 August 2008
11 August 2008
03 August 2008
Bees on Bloomberg

Eighteen months ago about two-thirds of the 40 hives that Chapple keeps across the capital died off, including all 12 in his own back yard. London's beekeepers collectively lost half of their colonies in the past two years. During last winter alone, almost a third of hives across the U.K. lost their bees."
30 July 2008
Bees join hunt for serial killers

Smart bees

This was published on 15 January this year. Always nice to be up with the news, eh?
http://news.scotsman.com/scitech/Why-some-of-our-bees.3675906.jp
25 July 2008
CCD: You really should read this...

23 July 2008
CCD: We are not brought down except by ourselves
Commercially kept bees are to some degree insulated from disease. The selective pressure imposed by beekeepers is directed towards honey-making. Productive, unstingy and unswarmy bees will tend to be selected.
Diseases borne by feral bees will, from time to time, transfer to the commercial population. The disease variants will tend to be vigorous (they have contended in an arms race with the much hardier feral bees), and, on some occasions, entirely new to the commercial population.
The result is CCD.
We are not brought down except by ourselves.
21 July 2008
A World Without Bees
A world without bees hunts for the answer to the CCD calamities facing modern commercial beekeeping.16 July 2008
Jammy devil (it's all turned out well)
With a little help from Peter B, it turns out that (brace yourself) both hives *do* have brood in them.Clearly, better eyesight would help, alongside a dose of patience.
As Peter put it, "Despite doing almost everything wrong, both hives are thriving, full of bees, brood and honey. You're a jammy devil."
Pic from http://www.coil.co.uk/
14 July 2008
Aaagh.

The hive split was on 21 June. If things went well, there should now be new queens (21 June + 16 days = 7 July). Assuming they are mated and laying, the new queens would have started to produce brood cells by now.
On inspection on 12 July, there was no visible brood.
Aaagh.
12 July 2008
Now I am *utterly* baffled
Well ... it seems to have worked. I now have two thriving colonies. And yet bizarrely, I could find absolutely no trace of brood in either hive.
After a full hive inspection - right down to the bottom board and looking at every frame - I saw no larvae. No drone cells. No queen cells. Yet the bees are very busy, and I even took four frames of honey out of each hive.
What on earth is going on? Now I am *utterly* baffled.
25 June 2008
Time will tell

23 June 2008
“Incompetence - When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.”
Last week, after discovering larvae above the queen excluder, I took time to analyze the possible reasons: (1) two queens {one above, one below the excluder}, (2) laying workers, or (3) a queen able to wriggle through the queen excluder.16 June 2008
Mastermind

10 June 2008
Last flight of the honeybee?

Einstein is alleged to have said that if the honeybee becomes extinct, then so will mankind.
In the UK, there are some 270,000 hives managed by 44,000 beekeepers (an average of about six hives each), 90 per cent of whom are amateurs. Defra thinks beekeeping contributes about £165 million a year through pollination services (£3,750 per beekeeper). Defra says 5,000 tonnes of British honey are sold yearly, worth £12 million (I make that £2,40 per kilo, or around £1.10 per lb).
In the US, around 80 per cent of the world's almonds come from the orchards of Central Valley, California - pollinated by bees. Trucks loaded with 500 hives tour the region, and the US$1.9 billion industry is almost entirely dependent on bees.
From the weekend magazine of The Guardian newspaper, 31 May 2008: http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/may/31/animalwelfare.environment
07 June 2008
She's in there somewhere, the minx
The place is groaning with sealed brood and seething with bees. I found a few small queen cell cups, but did not have time to check every frame. Although there is plenty of room in both brood and supers, I have a bad feeling about swarming.
With the hive in bits all around me, I lifted each brood frame out in turn... could I find the queen? Could I buggery. She's in there somewhere, the minx.
04 June 2008
Cradle of civilization
Traditional Wood Hives, Turkey

02 June 2008
28 May 2008
Rash boast
Have ordered a stack of hive bits from Thornes. Very good service (from Gill Smith) on the telephone, patiently explaining what fits where, why and how. One day I'll get the hang of it.Now there's a rash boast.
http://www.thorne.co.uk/
25 May 2008
Thrivin' hive
The good news is that Yes, there are definitely new larvae below the queen excluder, in the frames of the super that I am using as a half-brood.
Unfortunately, this super now being used in the brood area is the one I moved down at the previous visit. Put another way, there may be larvae in the brood area because I put them there. For all I know, the queen is still upstairs.
In the true spirit of Incompetence, the logic only dawned on me at the instant I had finished closing up the hive.
On the other hand, the bees are filling up the supers with honey - I had to add another layer to their cake, and now have a total of four supers.
12 May 2008
Just when you thought Incompetence was dwindling
As usual, I could not find the queen, despite plenty of looking (and four stings). On the basis that the queen is where the brood cells are, I moved the super with the brood below the QE.
(Being a WBC hive, I have been advised that a single brood box is probably not big enough, and it is better to have both a brood box and a super below the QE. This arrangement is known as a "brood and a half," a phrase I trot out to encourage the belief that I know what I am doing.)
In conclusion, I noticed that here were *lots* of bees, so added another super to the top. The hive now has a brood & super below the QE, plus three supers on top.
Now I come to write this up, I realise that there appear to be lots of bees because they are all in the supers and not in the brood box.
Just when you thought Incompetence was dwindling, it rears its confused head!
04 May 2008
What the beekeeper did
While I was on holiday, Phil captured the (enormous) swarm and popped them into the hive! Great work. I must go away more often.
I visited this evening, and found the bees in fine form. Curiously, the girls have set up home all crammed down one side of the hive (see pic), leaving the central frames and opposite frames untouched.
Looking through the brood frames, I could see no larvae or capped cells. It could be that the queen is above the excluder, or that she has not had enough time to lay. Will revisit.
26 April 2008
Billions of blue blistering barnacles
In 2007, the bees swarmed and then cast (secondary swarm). In a superb bout of incompetence, I was either at work or away. In 2008, with no bees to my name (they all died over the winter), the danger had somewhat passed. In a nutshell, I needed bees, and capturing a swarm would be just perfect.
In May, as we drove off for a short holiday on a hot, humid day, I remarked with the casual swagger of the experienced 'keeper, "This is just the kind of weather for bees to swarm." Sure enough, not two minutes later Phil telephoned to say that he had just been called about a swarm, and would I like to come to collect it?
"Billions of blue blistering barnacles," I said, being a famously restrained type of person.
http://mellifera.blogspot.com/search/label/swarm and http://mellifera.blogspot.com/2008/01/bee-disaster-many-dead.html
12 March 2008
Blog of Anatolian Beekeepers Society

- We are a group of Turkish Beekeepers. Blog of Anatolian Beekeepers Society provides knowledge and discussion atmosphere about beekeeping for members and our guests. We also try to protect our native bee races diversity. Turk’s land (Anatolia) has Apis mellifera anatolica, Apis mellifera caucasica, Apis mellifera carnica, Apis mellifera meda, Apis mellifera syriaca. If you are not from Turkey and interesting about our beekeeping techniques and our honey bee races. Don’t hesitate to connect with us. Our Language is Turkish. But we can communicate with you English.
"Ouch" in Turkish is "Auaa!"
- "Es freut mich sehr das dir meine seiten gefallen habenwir haben dauernd neue videosund wissenswertes über imkerei. Oush bedeutet türkisch Auaa!"
PS TUNCAY ERDEM wrote "I was there when that video was recording. That guy is not beekeeper. He is a friend of mine. But it was realy funny fortunately any think happened .. "
Are they still friends, I wonder?
10 March 2008
What's "Ouch!" in Turkish?

The images of beekeeping and bees on http://ben-gittim.blogspot.com/ are really outstanding. Unfortunately, my Turkish is even more limited than my beekeeping skill. The photo here needs no explanation, and there's a fine video on ben-gittim.blogspot.com of the deed being done!
06 March 2008
Time to learn about death
Take a look at http://www.dukecityfix.com/profile/NMBeek and specifically his post Learning from Death Fascinating blog, and full of useful info. I found it through another blog, http://mistressbeek.wordpress.com/PS NMbeek's a fine-looking feller. Nice hat.
03 March 2008
25 February 2008
Calloo! Callay!

18 February 2008
Bee links

08 January 2008
Bee disaster - many dead
They had taken all the syrup, so the bees were definitely in good health at the end of the year. My suspicion is still damp. Next year, I'll use a crown board with two holes. As soon as I can, I'll be taking it apart, cleaning it (bicarbonate of soda, apparently) and starting all over again.
How sad.
03 January 2008
Video Diary Of An Incompetent Beekeeper
29 December 2007
Wet, damp and empty...
The hive was suspiciously quiet, and I had a bad feeling about it as soon as I clapped eyes on it. The lack of activity at the front and damp-looking entrance bars made me fear the worst. I popped the lid off and prised off the crown board, and could see nothing and hear nothing. Oh dear.
After thriving (and swarming) in my back garden, the hive was moved in July, and is now sited under some trees at the back of Cannizaro Park (http://www.cannizaropark.org.uk/history.htm). There have been some wicked frosts recently, but my guess is that the damp location, with very little sunlight, might have been my undoing. The bees *had* taken all their winter syrup feed, and had clearly been active subsequently. Not any more, though. Maybe March will prove me wrong...
04 December 2007
Honey Show 2007

25 November 2007
23 November 2007
Pam is a keen (and knowledgeable) gardener and beekeeper

20 November 2007
Ellas
19 November 2007
India Times: "Honeybees inspire efficient servers"
16 November 2007
Feed the bees, tuppence a bag...

The next tip is not to leave the feeder on the hive all winter (which I did last year). He reckons that the plastic bucket traps condensation and is better removed as soon as the girls have had their fill.
Pic stolen from http://www.marypoppinsthemusical.co.uk/ I saw the show - *excellent* with an outstanding and truly remarkable performance from Scarlett Strallen in the title role
14 November 2007
More blogging than beekeeping

Very good bee blog, with quirky references to all kinds of oddities and beekeeping comments:
http://eyeofthebeeholder.blogspot.com/
01 November 2007
More beeblog links
Apinews
Apitherapy News
Backyard Beekeeper
Bees for Development
Canaries in a Coalmine
City Bees
Global Swarming Honey Bees
Hive Mind Honey
Linda's Bees
Mountain Musings on Bees and Life
Robo's World
The Barefoot Beekeeper
The Daily Green Saves the Bees
31 October 2007
Beekeeping, teknikaricilik-style
Tomi
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Chaniabee)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Kostas)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (BeeHappy)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Markos)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Zepos)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Kokkini)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Melissas)
Karşı Kıyı Arıcıları (Melissaki)
Queen Spark Bees
Mellifera
Urbanbees
Becky's Bees
Happy Apiary
Ken
Dan
Ngaio
Donna
Turlough
Honey Comb
Gerry Gomez Pearlberg
25 October 2007
How little I know: round sections in frames are Old News

"I am a little surprised that you have not seen them in shops. We spend a couple of weeks in the Midlands about five years ago and were very pleased to see them several times. They are fun to produce, and a lot easier than the wood sections.
"All the best, Lloyd Spear, Owner"
23 October 2007
Ross Rounds

22 October 2007
Round and round the garden
12 October 2007
11 October 2007
Google Maps mashup showing Bee Blogs













