Diary of an Incompetent Beekeeper
CONFUSING ENTHUSIASM WITH RESULTS
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
22 November 2024
Drizzle Honey = Piffle Marketing: "bee-friendly honey" (YHIHF)
04 November 2024
27 October 2024
Dunfermline Beekeeper Knows It All (says newspaper)
This photo, in the Edinburgh Evening News, is captioned "Ross taught himself everything there was to know about bees"
Why everything there was to know about bees?
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/community/amazon-employees-in-dunfermline-buzzing-about-new-beehives-4840119
24 October 2024
Michelin-starred restaurant adds beekeeping project to its menu
British beekeeper collective Black Bee Honey has partnered with Michelin and Green star restaurant Osip and its chef Merlin Labron-Johnson, to set up beehives at the restaurant’s new farm location in Bruton, Somerset.
16 October 2024
Royal News from Brian and Brenda
A right royal round-up in Hello! magazine: https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/724089/king-charles-unconventional-hobby-shares-with-princess-kate/
14 October 2024
Honey Heads at Hilltop Honey
Slightly odd ad campaign from Hilltop Honey: https://lbbonline.com/news/hilltops-beehive-wearing-honey-heads-star-in-new-campaign
https://lovehilltop.com/
12 October 2024
Newfoundland Insectarium
Who'd have known Newfoundland has an insectarium? Originally the hive was purely for observation (see pic) but Andrea Doucette and Lloyd Hollett now also sell honey.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/collecting-honey-sticky-business-someones-083000776.html
09 October 2024
Peru, Paddington and Honey
Beekeeping in Peru, here https://uk.news.yahoo.com/climate-funds-helped-perus-women-024335199.html
The figures: $27,000 investment, the beekeepers run 89 colonies, producing $13,000 a year. Put another way, each hive cost about $300, each hive produces about $140. That's a good ROI.
Women workers from the 'Hojuelas de Miel' beekeepers association use a brush to remove bees while harvesting honey in Chilal de la Merced, in the rural region of Cajamarca, Peru, on July 22, 2024 (Cris BOURONCLE)
12 September 2024
Julie Nelstrop's Leadenham Honey
https://www.facebook.com/hollysgardenkitchen/posts/queen-bee-julie-aka-mum-has-lots-of-honey-for-sale-from-our-hives-in-the-orchard/843580427768874/
30 August 2024
'Bees starving' in disastrous year for French honey
Mickael Isambert, a beekeeper in Saint-Ours-les-Roches in central France, lost 70 percent of his honey and had to feed his colonies sugar to help them survive after a cold, rainy spring.
"It has been a catastrophic year," said Isambert, 44, who looks after 450 hives.
Read more https://uk.news.yahoo.com/bees-starving-disastrous-french-honey-140411280.html
24 August 2024
26 July 2024
Beekeeping dogs
Yes, read all about 'beekeeping dogs': https://uk.news.yahoo.com/beekeeping-dogs-save-thousands-bees-115327840.html
Sniffing out AFB is quite cool, though, I admit.
19 July 2024
Meet Scotland’s honey sommelier
18 July 2024
EU is nice to Portuguese beekeepers
News : EU funds for Algarve beekeepers
The contribution of beekeeping to biodiversity conservation will be recognised with the allocation of community funds, according to the Regional Coordination and Development Commission (CCDR) of the Algarve.
https://www.theportugalnews.com/news/2024-07-16/eu-funds-for-algarve-beekeepers/90641
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27 June 2024
Bees on a bicycle
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/eye-popping-moment-huge-swarm-of-bees-assemble-outside-edinburgh-library/ar-BB1oQCC4
26 June 2024
Swarm of bees forces Primark in Canterbury to be evacuated
Nice piece here: https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/swarm-of-bees-forces-primark-to-be-evacuated-308828/
24 June 2024
North Macedonia's beekeepers face climate change challenge
Another climate story, this time from North Macedonia. While the climate is clearly warming up, and the impact of human activity seems to be unquestionably the root cause, in this case would the sheer density of colonies have anything to do with declining yields?
In the image below there are about 40 hives visible, very closely packed.
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240614-north-macedonia-s-beekeepers-face-climate-change-challenge
21 June 2024
When Climate Change Meets Too Many Bees
19 June 2024
Weights & Measures
17 June 2024
Always good: 50,000 bees saved from apartment block and rehomed
05 June 2024
Rachel Monger & Bees Abroad
04 June 2024
Poshest & Becks
22 May 2024
17 May 2024
Beekeeping & sport
Following the piece about the beekeeper, the swarm, and the French Open tennis, here's another sporty bee story: "‘Bee Guy’ Who Removed Hive from MLB Game Wins Over Crowd, Gets First Pitch: 'Pretty Hyped Up'"
Only a truly American journalist could write that headline! More here, https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/bee-guy-removed-hive-mlb-104906376.html
01 May 2024
Military vet goes to war with neighbors over backyard bee hive
Only in America - or perhaps coming to a 'burb near you, too: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/military-vet-goes-to-war-with-neighbors-over-backyard-bee-hive/ar-AA1nSTSg
23 April 2024
What does this mean? "Killer Asian hornet warning with 3,000 per cent rise"
08 April 2024
American Foulbrood found in Perthshire beehive
04 April 2024
Bee Health Improvement Partnership, Scotland
Useful, if somewhat dry, reading about the Bee Health Improvement Partnership: https://www.gov.scot/publications/bee-health-improvement-partnership-bhip-annual-report-2022-2023/
The table reporting notifiable disease inspections looks interesting (see below). EFB was much worse in 2020 than in 2023; AFB has rocketed.
27 March 2024
Amos Root's house - a snip at $20,000,000
Came across this today: Amos Root's house is for sale: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/well-preserved-1920s-spanish-colonial-214358290.html Root wrote The ABC and XYZ of Bee Culture (a mere £80 from Northern Bee Books))
Photo: Mike Helfrich https://www.instagram.com/mike_helfrich/
16 March 2024
Free nature events to celebrate Wallingford business park's 30th anniversary
The link from the main article takes you directly to "Best pub in South Oxfordshire," which speaks volumes about beekeepers...
Full story here: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/free-nature-events-celebrate-wallingford-050000208.html
15 March 2024
Local Primary School’s Beekeeping Club Buzzes To New Heights With Support From South West Water
More bees, this time in Launceston: https://cornishstuff.com/2024/03/14/local-primary-schools-beekeeping-club-buzzes-to-new-heights-with-support-from-south-west-water/
14 March 2024
Bees at the BNP Paribas Open
Nice bit of bee-vaccing: https://x.com/BNPPARIBASOPEN/status/1768419806712377353?s=20 and https://twitter.com/i/status/1768417280143364498
23 February 2024
Greek beekeepers take hives to parliament in protest
Some nice Greek agitprop: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/greek-beekeepers-hives-parliament-protest-165142791.html
22 February 2024
It turns out we have been saving the wrong bees
Oh.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/lifestylegeneral/it-turns-out-we-have-been-saving-the-wrong-bees/ar-AA1b3DIG
05 February 2024
The Beekeeper buzzes to the top of the box office
The Beekeeper movie currently tops the box office, beating Mean Girls - which considering some of my bees, would be a good subtitle for the same film.
Reviews of The Beekeeper might be summarised as 'ineffably silly, violent fun - if you like that kind of thing.'
On the plus side, The Beekeeper is better than Barbie, but that's a very, very low bar.
24 January 2024
22 January 2024
Alan Rowse
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21 January 2024
17 January 2024
Mellifera, Mellifica - I feel a campaign coming on...
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10 January 2024
08 January 2024
Bees, honey, and soil productivity
Summary of research from the Department of the Bleedin' Obvious: Honey bees produce less honey in areas where the soil is less productive with fewer nectar-producing plants.
https://phys.org/news/2024-01-bees-honey-reveals-clues-decades.html
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/jan/08/declining-honey-yields-bees-research
06 January 2024
APICO
APICO is a laid-back beekeeping sim game about breeding, collecting, & conserving bees! Set in a series of lush environments, APICO uniquely combines resource gathering, biology, and beekeeping minigames, taking ideas from a mix of real-life and fantasy apiculture & floriculture.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1390190/APICO/
04 January 2024
Apiary and Education
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03 January 2024
In Colombia, illegally felled timber repurposed to help bees
Story source: https://www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2024/1/2/photos-in-colombia-illegally-felled-timber-repurposed-to-help-bees
The project has seen about 7,060 cubic feet of wood transformed into 1,000 bee hives.
02 January 2024
January
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01 January 2024
22 December 2023
Spring Convention Research Poster Awards
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20 December 2023
Asian Hornet Briefing
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30 November 2023
Plan your BBKA Spring Convention
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14 November 2023
Oakgrove School
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20 October 2023
BBKA National Honey Day
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02 October 2023
Asian Hornets' eating habits
"Each established Asian hornet nest has been estimated to eat around 11kg of pollinators and other invertebrates per year." [https://www.farnhamherald.com/environment/farnham-beekeepers-issue-urgent-asian-hornet-warning-after-sightings-641095]
If a honeybee typically turns the scales at around 100mg, then 11kg = 110,000 bees, approximately two colonies.
28 September 2023
Apico
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Yes, really. https://whitethorngames.com/apico
26 September 2023
Government aid announced for beekeepers affected by wildfire
21 September 2023
Peter Hewitt
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05 September 2023
Sustainability in Beekeeping
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31 August 2023
Beekeeping at the Scottish Parliament
26 August 2023
Sentinel apiary
A sweet story, no less: https://uk.style.yahoo.com/sweet-chemist-emilys-250-000-180000188.html
Buried in the story: “The site is registered as an Enhanced Sentinel Apiary. This means that the National Bee Unit checks it for exotic pests and diseases,” explained Emily.
“It was requested for this monitoring due to its proximity to the ports. They are looking for any exotic pests and diseases arriving by boat which might attack the bees or affect their health. The idea is that anything would be spotted early and contained.”
Emily (whose last name is secret, it seems) is at The Wilton Centre, https://www.ukspa.org.uk/wilton-centre/
25 August 2023
Are Disabilities Barriers to Beekeeping?
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The inevitable UK rise of Asian Hornets (V velutina)
Neat report here: https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/asian-hornets-confirmed-london-first-092449212.html
24 August 2023
23 August 2023
Asian Hornet Week 2023 - Special Briefings for Beekeepers
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22 August 2023
Becoming a Beekeeper
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18 August 2023
Find Beekeeping Near You
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14 August 2023
Royal Lancaster Hotel, London - plus Bees Abroad
The Royal Lancaster Hotel, London, keeps bees, and partners with Bees Abroad. Check out the "Bee Our Guest" offer from the hotel, https://www.royallancaster.com/promotions/bee-our-guest/
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/top-london-hotel-almost-million-161558617.html
08 August 2023
Ivry-B hive adds to the long list of types: Langstroth, WBC, National, Top-Bar, Dadant, Warré, Smith, Flow...
The only thing is, feral colonies live for the most part in vertical cavities, such as hollow trees. For structural strength of the comb, bees naturally build comb with honey at the top, then pollen and brood. The extended horizontal pattern of the Ivry-B seems to go against that general principle.
07 August 2023
Does my swarm look big in this?
Looks like a *lot* of bees in Glasgie: https://www.thenational.scot/news/23619113.63rd-1st-glasgow-restaurant-forced-close-huge-bee-swarm/
04 August 2023
31 July 2023
August In the Apiary 2023
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19 July 2023
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04 July 2023
July In the Apiary 2023
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28 June 2023
The average bee is one hundred times brainier than me
Bees are astonishingly good at making decisions – and our computer model explains how that’s possible
Published: June 27, 2023 8.00am BST https://theconversation.com/bees-are-astonishingly-good-at-making-decisions-and-our-computer-model-explains-how-thats-possible-208189
Well, hype-headline to one side, the article includes a note about a bee's "tiny yet remarkable brain."
A honeybee brain possesses around 1 million neurons, which gives a neurons-to-mass ratio of 1,000,000n:0.0001kg, normalised to 10,000,000,000:1.
Human brains comprise around 10,000,000,000 neurons; and as an example, I am around 100kg. Presuming I have the average number of brain neurons (optimistic, but run with it), my neurons-to-mass ratio is 100,000,000:1.
On that measure, the average bee is one hundred times brainier than me.
23 June 2023
US honeybees suffer second deadliest season on record
Alarming news: US honeybees suffer second deadliest season on record
Nearly 50% of US bee colonies died off last year, although efforts have helped the overall bee population remain ‘relatively stable’
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jun/23/us-honeybees-second-deadliest-season