There must be a better use of honey. Like honey, for example...
~~ Diary of an Incompetent Bee-Keeper~~
CONFUSING ENTHUSIASM WITH RESULTS
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. Back to the Beekeeper's Dictionary
31 August 2019
29 August 2019
How much does a jar of honey cost?
28 August 2019
19 August 2019
17 August 2019
AFB in Wales
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| Gruffydd Rees says destroying his hive was one of the hardest things he's had to do |
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49365140
16 August 2019
Wimbledon Honey
Found this very nice-looking site, https://www.wimbledonhoney.co.uk/ - these guys must be near me. The video includes a shot of the beekeeper wearing the world's dirtiest gloves.
14 August 2019
07 August 2019
Buddleia and bumbles
05 August 2019
03 August 2019
Roses are red, Lavender is [rather obviously not] blue
02 August 2019
Vespa crabro
In Greece I kept an eye out for Vespa velutina - none seen. Plenty of big, beautiful European hornets, Vespa crabro, though - they really are amazing beasties!
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| Pic from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AD2009Aug08_Vespa_crabro_01.jpg |
01 August 2019
31 July 2019
30 July 2019
29 July 2019
It's All Greek To Me (How much does a jar of honey cost?)
...and here is the beekeeper, selling honey at €8 for 0.5 kg. The honey tasted heavily of pine, or possibly thyme
28 July 2019
27 July 2019
25 July 2019
15 July 2019
14 July 2019
Enormous swarm of bees causes 'panic' in Limerick
Why is 'panic' in inverted commas? Anyway, here's the enormous swarm: https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/crazy-swarm-of-bees-in-limerick-captured-on-camera-1.3952725
I like this bit from the article: "It is understood two local beekeepers arrived soon afterwards to retrieve the bees which are becoming an endangered species across Europe."
Really?
I like this bit from the article: "It is understood two local beekeepers arrived soon afterwards to retrieve the bees which are becoming an endangered species across Europe."
Really?
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| I don't normally wear my hair this long. Pic from https://www.aier.org/article/anatomy-moral-panic |
12 July 2019
London Wildlife Trust: methinks it looks like a badger
Idling through the back passages of the internet, I came across https://www.wildlondon.org.uk/wildlife/species-explorer/animal/invertebrates/bees-and-wasps
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| The Bee Wolf (Philanthus triangulum) apparently hunts honey bees |
11 July 2019
09 July 2019
08 July 2019
07 July 2019
Killer bees
I think this article has been recycled more than Thames water: Those honeybees you’re so worried about? They’re killing off wild bee species
https://grist.org/article/those-honeybees-youre-so-worried-about-theyre-killing-off-wild-bee-species/
https://www.salon.com/2019/07/07/those-honeybees-youre-so-worried-about-theyre-killing-off-wild-bee-species_partner/
https://grist.org/article/those-honeybees-youre-so-worried-about-theyre-killing-off-wild-bee-species/
https://www.salon.com/2019/07/07/those-honeybees-youre-so-worried-about-theyre-killing-off-wild-bee-species_partner/
06 July 2019
04 July 2019
Death in Paradise
Now I'm a huge fan of the US in general ... but something seems amiss:
https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/41532/20190621/us-beekeepers-lost-over-40-of-colonies-last-year-highest-winter-losses-ever-recorded.htm
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/08/us/honey-bee-colony-loss-trnd/index.html
https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/41532/20190621/us-beekeepers-lost-over-40-of-colonies-last-year-highest-winter-losses-ever-recorded.htm
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/08/us/honey-bee-colony-loss-trnd/index.html
03 July 2019
26 June 2019
25 June 2019
Weather swings, again
With Paris, France, sweltering in 40+C, the apiary in Wimbledon has finally made it to the low twenties.
And in other news...
And in other news...
24 June 2019
Weather swings
The temp has lurched from 14C to 24C in just a couple of days, and the bees are bringing on queen cells like no tomorrow. I'm guessing that the wet weather preceding means that the flowers' nectaries are full, and the bees are going crazy. Here's that Pagden again:
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| Image from the very informative http://killowen.com/swarmcontrol.html |
21 June 2019
Bee Simulator
Rather obviously, I am one of the last people to discover the Bee Simulator game.
The name reminds me of Fee Waybill's remark about simulated Indian beaver fur: "They don't have beavers in India, so they have to simulate them."
Maybe that's it: I'm simulating being a beekeeper.
The name reminds me of Fee Waybill's remark about simulated Indian beaver fur: "They don't have beavers in India, so they have to simulate them."
Maybe that's it: I'm simulating being a beekeeper.
20 June 2019
Rather you than me: Indian woman covers her face with hundreds of bees to raise conservation awareness
I realize I am a scaredy-cat, but you won't catch me doing this. Well, not deliberately.
17 June 2019
Stings & Puns
I found this excellent piece on bee stings: http://basicbeekeeping.blogspot.com/2008/01/lesson-21-bee-stings.html, written by David & Sheri Burns of Long Lane Honey Bee Farms, Illinois.
And besides, there's a winning pun on the website:
16 June 2019
Ex Machina & swarm control
I quite like this robo-beekeeper video, from Gary Hammond : https://youtu.be/BCReKLV6CB4
Gary's pretty handy with a guitar, too.
Gary's pretty handy with a guitar, too.
13 June 2019
An Inspector Calls
Following a case of EFB at a near-by apiary, the Regional Bee Inspector called. He used a lateral flow device, very similar to a pregnancy test thingy, to check.... and the answer, thank goodness, was negative.
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| From https://www.filmbankmedia.com/films/archive/details/657-an-inspector-calls |
12 June 2019
Chambourcy Nouvelle, la Louvre et les abeilles!
Chambourcy Nouvelle! Une membre de WBKA avez spotted les abeilles á la Louvre!
11 June 2019
Urban beekeeping boom is harming native bees, entomologists say
Far more importantly, the Canadian councillor who worries is called Francesco Miele - or "Frank the Honey" to his beekeeping mates...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/beekeeping-montreal-motion-native-species-1.5166091
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/beekeeping-montreal-motion-native-species-1.5166091
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| Urban beekeeping is increasingly popular in Montreal, but the city's opposition party wants to control the practice in order to make room for native bee species. (John Minchillo/Associated Press) |
09 June 2019
One Thousand and One Uses for a Hive Tool
08 June 2019
Go From Incompetent To Super Effective
The title of this podcast caught my eye: Go From Incompetent To Super Effective, based on Peter Drucker's 1967 book The Effective Executive
https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-8wjrm-b1b4cf
https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-8wjrm-b1b4cf
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| The heart of advertising is promise, large promise. Claiming to be 'The Definitive Guide" is quite something, let alone the assertion that he, or anyone, knows which are the "right" things... |
06 June 2019
05 June 2019
04 June 2019
Coutts Skyline Garden
Coutts' Executive Chef Peter Fiori was kind enough to show wife & self around the Skyline Garden. Peter has transformed the bank's roof into a productive, ingenious and bee-friendly paradise.
There's a hive up there too (but I didn't see that, in my proud tradition of incompetence.)
| Photo by Marianne Majerus. I was so bowled over by Peter and his garden I forgot to take pics! |
03 June 2019
I love stories like this: "Shoppers run from huge swarm of bees outside The Range in Plymouth"
02 June 2019
The Apiarist
Here's a nice blog: https://theapiarist.org/
The blog format doesn't do the content any favours; it would be better as a book.
Remember books? (Hyperlinks are great, but give me an Index any day.™)
The blog format doesn't do the content any favours; it would be better as a book.
Remember books? (Hyperlinks are great, but give me an Index any day.™)
| Sir Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of hyperlinks, who (a) is not the author of "The Apiarist" and (b) looks like the brother I don't have. |
01 June 2019
31 May 2019
Buckfast
As you might expect, this Buckfast blog is well worth the reading time: https://www.buckfast.org.uk/bee-blog
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| And this Guardian article is worth a look, too: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/feb/27/buckfast-drink-with-supernatural-powers-destruction |
30 May 2019
Ten Brilliant Beekeepers' Blogs
Naturally, Incompetent Beekeeper does not feature on the list of "Ten Brilliant Beekeepers' Blogs."
https://www.waltons.co.uk/blog/10-brilliant-beekeepers-blogs
Bastards.
(And there goes my chance of being included...)
https://www.waltons.co.uk/blog/10-brilliant-beekeepers-blogs
Bastards.
(And there goes my chance of being included...)
28 May 2019
How much does a jar of honey cost? Quanto costa un vasetto di miele?
26 May 2019
BBKA Basic
Another excellent course morning for the BBKA Basic at WBKA. It's astonishing how little I have learned in 15 years of beekeeping, and how many bad habits I have collected.
24 May 2019
Don’t worry, bee happy: Bees found to have emotions and moods
From New Scientist:
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2107546-dont-worry-bee-happy-bees-found-to-have-emotions-and-moods/
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2107546-dont-worry-bee-happy-bees-found-to-have-emotions-and-moods/
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| imageBROKER/REX/Shutterstock from the New Scientist page |
23 May 2019
18 May 2019
Swarmy Hatfield
These bees chose a pavement, of all places, to land...
And here's the video: https://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/bee-swarm-on-pavement-in-hatfield-1-6051789?jwsource=cl
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| From https://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/bee-swarm-on-pavement-in-hatfield-1-6051789 |
And here's the video: https://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/bee-swarm-on-pavement-in-hatfield-1-6051789?jwsource=cl
17 May 2019
Imperial Purple Part II
Watching swarms walk in ... wonderful!
From a WBKA member. I wonder where the silk comes from?
(Better check the curtains. Or the bedsheets.)
(Better check the curtains. Or the bedsheets.)
16 May 2019
Imperial Purple Swarms ... and an Ali Baba surprise!
The imperial purple runway is quite special... and then wait to see what's under the lid!
Posted by a WBKA member. How cool!
The Swarmy Lincolnite
Nice collection of swarmy pics here: https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2019/05/bee-swarms-invade-lincoln-streets/
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| Pics from https://thelincolnite.co.uk/ |






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