CONFUSING ENTHUSIASM WITH RESULTS
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
27 February 2017
Colony Collapse Disorder: Beekeepers to Blame?
Looking at this NYTimes article, https://nyti.ms/2lmPODV, it struck me how carelessly the hives are treated: many lids open, multiple hives in proximity. I wonder if bees drifting from hive to hive make the entire stock susceptible to disease?
26 September 2016
03 August 2016
You won't BEElieve it! Brave daredevil strips down completely NAKED before trying out beekeeping - and he walks away without a single sting
Yep, it's the Daily Mail again
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3721947/You-won-t-BEElieve-Brave-daredevil-strips-completely-NAKED-trying-beekeeping-walks-away-without-single-sting.html#ixzz4jPRp6ZNB Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
24 June 2016
You should get that seen to...
You couldn't make this stuff up. Oh, wait a minute - it's from the Daily Mail...a piece on Martin Knox, a beekeeper said to be allergic to bee stings.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3658117/Top-beekeeper-risks-life-time-goes-near-hive-ALLERGIC-stings.html
30 April 2016
The Return of the Tree Huggers
18 June 2015
Warré hives
Yet another topic that has escaped me: Warré hives. On principle I like the let-the-bees-alone attitude, and I like the word 'nadiring' even more!
See http://www.bee-friendly.co.uk/
See http://www.bee-friendly.co.uk/
11 June 2015
07 June 2015
Will it ride up with wear?
19 May 2015
16 May 2015
Middle-class urban beekeepers blamed for town centre swarms
12 May 2015
Memento Mori
Last year at an NT property, no less, I found a former orchard containing five WBC hives, of which two or three were moribund and yet still had boxes and frames inside. I peeked inside one active hive, which seemed to be full of wax moth (I did not have time to look properly).
After contacting the local association and a bit of asking around, I am fairly sure the beekeeper has sadly flown his last flight, and the NT had, er, not noticed. Which rather got me to thinking: does anyone include "what to do with my bees" in their Will?
After contacting the local association and a bit of asking around, I am fairly sure the beekeeper has sadly flown his last flight, and the NT had, er, not noticed. Which rather got me to thinking: does anyone include "what to do with my bees" in their Will?
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The hive at my right shoulder was busy - but look at the height of the grass. The bees could barely fly in! |
Nectar
The happy blogger's buzz: colonies building up fast, warmer weather returning, and incompetent beekeeping, like the nectar, in full flow.
Sitrep: Hive Alpha. A mouse gobbled up half of one colony and brood frames during the winter, yet somehow the bees made it through. The girls were rewarded with some spanking new frames and foundation from Thornes, and seem to have recovered well.
Sitrep: Hive Hanoi (a towering ziggurat of WBC lifts, hence the snappy name). More bees than you can shake a stick at - and I have shaken a fair few sticks in my time. I'm thinking of splitting the colony.
Sitrep: Hive Alpha. A mouse gobbled up half of one colony and brood frames during the winter, yet somehow the bees made it through. The girls were rewarded with some spanking new frames and foundation from Thornes, and seem to have recovered well.
Sitrep: Hive Hanoi (a towering ziggurat of WBC lifts, hence the snappy name). More bees than you can shake a stick at - and I have shaken a fair few sticks in my time. I'm thinking of splitting the colony.
28 May 2014
St Ermin's
St Ermin's Hotel is offering beekeeping courses, The two-and-a-half-hour sessions cost £25 per person and include a complimentary cocktail at the hotel’s Caxton Bar.
"The terrace is dotted with wildflowers and bee-friendly plants and is already home to four hives, which house a thriving resident colony of 300,000 Buckfast honey bees."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2639446/Guests-swarm-bee-hotel-London-offering-day-trips-Buckingham-Palace-humans-stay-too.html
"The terrace is dotted with wildflowers and bee-friendly plants and is already home to four hives, which house a thriving resident colony of 300,000 Buckfast honey bees."
Available dates include September 13, 16 and 20. Visit www.sterminshotel.co.uk/special-offers/st-ermins-beekeeping-courses to book.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2639446/Guests-swarm-bee-hotel-London-offering-day-trips-Buckingham-Palace-humans-stay-too.html
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Purple hives. Eh? |
27 May 2014
23 May 2014
Hee-Haw
20 May 2014
Controlled, randomized
Mirabile dictu, the much-needed extra supers are now on both colonies.
One hive now has (from the bottom up) Brood/Super, QE, Super/Super/Super, and the other is the same except no Queen Excluder.
It's part of my plan to see whether a QE helps or hinders colony development, in a controlled randomized double-blind trial. See diagram (1). Or it could be that I forgot to bring it.
One hive now has (from the bottom up) Brood/Super, QE, Super/Super/Super, and the other is the same except no Queen Excluder.
It's part of my plan to see whether a QE helps or hinders colony development, in a controlled randomized double-blind trial. See diagram (1). Or it could be that I forgot to bring it.
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Diagram (1): Pretty much says it all, I feel. |
19 May 2014
Despatched
The weather has brightened up and both hives are overflowing with bees and honey... do I have any spare supers to plonk on top?
Of course not. Let's hope Thornes do their stuff... sooner rather than later.
Of course not. Let's hope Thornes do their stuff... sooner rather than later.
11 May 2014
Shaken, not stirred
My first attempt at a shook swarm is going well, in a no-idea-if-it-is-working way.
Forget the textbook steps (assuming, that is, you know them to forget them). I now have two colonies, one queened and one queenless.
If I am successful, the credit is mine; if not, I blame the bees. (I should be in management, eh?)
Forget the textbook steps (assuming, that is, you know them to forget them). I now have two colonies, one queened and one queenless.
If I am successful, the credit is mine; if not, I blame the bees. (I should be in management, eh?)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Drucker#Key_ideas |
10 November 2013
22 October 2013
Queen Bee Blog
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Very good blog - much more betterer than D.O.A.I.B. http://beeblogqueen.blogspot.co.uk |
14 October 2013
10 October 2013
Obviously not written by a beekeeper
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The premise of the movie is that a mad scientist (played by Anitra Ford) has created an army of beauties who seduce men to death. One by one the male victims are killed before the local police catch on to the plans of the infested females.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Bee_Girls |
07 October 2013
Compound eyes
Yesterday's excitement (adding feed to the colony) was immeasurably increased by losing my glasses in the apiary.
After a brief search, touch-based location saved the day; I trod on them. A little wonkier for wear, I once again have compound eyes.
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Stolen from http://www.keeping-honey-bees.com/compound-eyes.html |
23 September 2013
Furtive beekeeping
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I have been looking for one of these camo suits for aaaages... Furtive beekeeping beckons http://www.thebeeshop.co.uk |
09 September 2013
As good as you can get round these 'ere parts...
The Association runs bee health check days: 30 bees crushed, examined &c for nosema and acarine, and eyeballed for varroa. The girls are all healthy, I am glad to say - mainly because they are from East Surrey Bees, which is pretty much as good as you can get round these 'ere parts.
29 August 2013
This honey smells of PR
An amusing, if unbelievable, story: http://shar.es/zzKl8
Bez, the former Happy Mondays star, has revealed he suffered an unpleasant bee attack after leaving his trouser zip undone while tending his bee hive.
Bez, the former Happy Mondays star, has revealed he suffered an unpleasant bee attack after leaving his trouser zip undone while tending his bee hive.
28 August 2013
Glowing like a Good 'Un
Bicycling in a beesuit is really not recommended, especially not up Wimbledon Hill. I was glowing like a good 'un when I reached the top.
- Horses Sweat
- Men Perspire
- Ladies only Glow
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Talking about bicycles: Here's a pic of Jana Kinsman, Bike-a-Bee, Chicago. Is Chicago flat or lumpy? I think we should be told. http://bikeabee.com/about |
16 August 2013
African 'killer bees'
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How to save our bees: cross-breed them with African 'killer bees' Photo: Eureka Entertainment
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15 August 2013
Graeme; Now, you may say I'm a loony...
I note in this article in the hallowed e-pages of the never-hysterical Daily Mail that keeping urban bees may be bad for bees. The argument, posited by Professor Francis Ratnieks and Dr Karin Alton from the Laboratory of Apiculture and Social Insects (LASI) at the University of Sussex is roughly this:
Would that not, therefore, be a self-correcting situation? Not ideal, possibly, but then again that's pretty much how life works out, if you're an insect.
Bill and Tim: You're a loony.
- In urban areas there are more bees than the forage will support
- The bees will starve and die, or starve and become harbours for disease
Would that not, therefore, be a self-correcting situation? Not ideal, possibly, but then again that's pretty much how life works out, if you're an insect.
Bill and Tim: You're a loony.
09 August 2013
Croatia finds another way to keep bees busy - Americas - Al Jazeera English
Scientists in Croatia are using the insects to help find land mines.
http://www.aljazeera.com/video/americas/2013/05/2013521295032120.htmlSomething to do with sugar.
06 August 2013
01 August 2013
Swarm ... or not ...
22 July 2013
Gathered ethically, for maximum absorption in a balanced way
I am not making this up, I promise: straight from http://www.seventhwaveuk.com/63-propolis.html.
Propolis
Certain honeys are known to heal, and are proven effective against many strains of bacteria. Some of the best contain a bit of Propolis. But for maximum health potential, this is a supplement containing just pure Propolis.
There's a massive 1,000mg per capsule of purified Bee Propolis. As an all round foundation vitamin and mineral supplement, just one a day is perfect. But if you need to repair and restore, then we recommend two a day.
Just like all of the treasures from the beehive, Propolis is bursting with nutrition. Over 180 nutrients are present including all your key vitamins and minerals, trace elements and amino acids. Propolis is one of natures richest sources of bioflavonoids (antioxidants). And of course everything is totally natural, and works with your body in a balanced way.
People have been enjoying the benefits of Propolis for thousands of years! And modern research has proven how effective it is. The benefits are wide, with excellent therapeutic effect, but Propolis is especially recommended for your immune system, circulation and gum health. Please note that EU legislation prevents us discusing how Propolis may help specific health conditions.
Just like all of the treasures from the beehive, Propolis is bursting with nutrition. Over 180 nutrients are present including all your key vitamins and minerals, trace elements and amino acids. Propolis is one of natures richest sources of bioflavonoids (antioxidants). And of course everything is totally natural, and works with your body in a balanced way.
People have been enjoying the benefits of Propolis for thousands of years! And modern research has proven how effective it is. The benefits are wide, with excellent therapeutic effect, but Propolis is especially recommended for your immune system, circulation and gum health. Please note that EU legislation prevents us discusing how Propolis may help specific health conditions.
We are so proud to be the UK's natural and additive free supplement brand, and it means you get the maximum absorption and results. The additives used in other products are potential allergens, and can really reduce effectiveness. You can read more on this here.
Gathered ethically from honeybees in the mountainous region of Extremadura, Spain. This is one of the most natural, and environmentally conserved parts of Europe and ensures the Propolis is of an exceptional quality.
06 July 2013
Beekeepers facing 'meltdown' as more than half of hives wiped out
The headline on this story on Independent.ie seems, well, a little over-dramatic. 'Meltdown,' as in a runaway nuclear fission reaction, produces an ugly, hot jumble of radioactive fuel, control rods, moderator and coolant. That sounds a teeny bit more serious than beekeepers losing stocks.
Three Mile Island was serious. Chernobyl, though not strictly a meltdown, was serious.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/beekeepers-facing-meltdown-as-more-than-half-of-hives-wiped-out-29394236.html
Three Mile Island was serious. Chernobyl, though not strictly a meltdown, was serious.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/beekeepers-facing-meltdown-as-more-than-half-of-hives-wiped-out-29394236.html
05 July 2013
Canicide
Should you ever wish to kill your dog, this looks like the answer: asphyxia, heatstroke, dehydration... and bees being bees, apitoxosis.
04 July 2013
Jericho Beekeeping...
Today I indulged in a little Jericho Beekeeping, a concept borrowed from property surveyors (drive by, toot the horn, if it falls down...).
I glanced in the hive for all of two minutes, perhaps less. The girls are in a new brood box on new foundation, and thanks to the warm weather are doing well. Masterful Inaction, that's me.
Toot Toot!
I glanced in the hive for all of two minutes, perhaps less. The girls are in a new brood box on new foundation, and thanks to the warm weather are doing well. Masterful Inaction, that's me.
Toot Toot!
15 June 2013
Incompetence is back, Oh Yes
12 June 2013
Feed and fallibility
Turned up this evening to move the nuc frames into a nice new brood box, only to discover that the nuc frames did not have spacers on them, and the brood box does not have castellations. Positioned the frames by eye, placed the feeder on the crownboard, and will return with spacers.
Where's one of these when you need one?
Where's one of these when you need one?
11 June 2013
Back to the future
Great Scott!
This evening I picked up a nuc from East Surrey Bees, and popped them into the apiary.
The endeavour followed my usual form: the light was fading, and my goodness I am out of practice. Still, the girls should be happy in their new home. I shall turf them out into a brand-new brood box and frames tomorrow evening, and add feed.
This evening I picked up a nuc from East Surrey Bees, and popped them into the apiary.
The endeavour followed my usual form: the light was fading, and my goodness I am out of practice. Still, the girls should be happy in their new home. I shall turf them out into a brand-new brood box and frames tomorrow evening, and add feed.
29 May 2012
Deafening silence
Slight interruption to the normal lack of service on the blog by the arrival of Child Number Three (20 May, 3.7kg, Lalita). She demands more attention than bees, blogs and beer. Just.
12 April 2012
Beelore
Waaaaay the most interesting and informative beeblog I have come across so far: http://beelore.com/
11 April 2012
A World Without Bees
Sadly, one of the colonies has died, which temporarily leaves me bee-less (the other colony is in more competent hands than mine). A world without bees...
02 April 2012
30 March 2012
Bad Things for Bees
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From The Independent 30 March 2012. For the more technically minded, the diagram shows that Things Are Very Bad, and (top right) Some Things Are Really Awful. The yellow hexagon means "Beware Pirates." For a less scientific interpretation, see http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/new-pesticides-linked-to-bee-population-collapse-7601198.html |
17 March 2012
Not a lot of people know that
Sir Edmund Hillary
With his brother Rex, Hillary became a beekeeper,[1][6] a summer occupation that allowed him to pursue climbing in the winter.[7] His interest in beekeeping later led Hillary to commission Michael Ayrton to cast a golden sculpture in the shape of honeycomb in imitation of Daedalus's lost-wax process. This was placed in his New Zealand garden, where his bees took it over as a hive and "filled it with honey and their young"
Not a lot of people know that.

Text info from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Hillary Pic from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067128/. Sir Edmund looks an awful lot like Michael Caine. Shome mishtake, surely?
With his brother Rex, Hillary became a beekeeper,[1][6] a summer occupation that allowed him to pursue climbing in the winter.[7] His interest in beekeeping later led Hillary to commission Michael Ayrton to cast a golden sculpture in the shape of honeycomb in imitation of Daedalus's lost-wax process. This was placed in his New Zealand garden, where his bees took it over as a hive and "filled it with honey and their young"
Not a lot of people know that.

Text info from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Hillary Pic from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067128/. Sir Edmund looks an awful lot like Michael Caine. Shome mishtake, surely?
15 March 2012
Iran does something good
Take a look: http://www.mellifera.ir There is a button to show the site in British English (yes, British English) for those whose Farsi is a little rusty.
03 March 2012
Apocephalus borealis
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The author, Sandy Simpson, Polmont Horticultural Society, of an article referring to yet another threat to bees: apocephalus borealis. Seen in The Falkirk Herald |
02 March 2012
Cornsheds and beekeeping
01 March 2012
Travels in Blood and Honey
Knowing just how bally hard it is to make money from writing, here's another plug for Travels in Blood and Honey - bearing in mind that I have not actually read it.
The author even left a comment: "The Times (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/arts/books/non-fiction/article3060779.ece) says ‘a sheer delight; a beguiling, bittersweet story of a lively love affair with a traditional world, as ancient as apiculture, in transition to new nationhood’. Beecraft magazine calls it 'insightful'. I think it's brilliant ;-)"
29 February 2012
Extracting the Michael
Apitherapy News (http://www.apitherapy.blogspot.com/). What a load of old tosh. Take a look at the mind-boggling list of possible cures in the blog archive.
Maybe I should start a new blog: "Serpentitherapy," or possibly "Taking The Urea And Other Dissolved Ions, Inorganic And Organic Compounds."
26 February 2012
25 February 2012
Unseasonably warm: 25 February 2012
24 February 2012
Make of this what you will...
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Take a look at http://www.beefertile.com/products.html. Worse than the pseudoscience is the creation of false hope. |
22 February 2012
Ooooh! Matron!
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Now here's a bally good idea: a nurse's watch on the outside of the beesuit... (As seen on http://www.surreybeekeepers.org.uk/) |
21 February 2012
Beekeeping Madness
I'm only a year late spotting this: Suggs is a beekeeper... Read the full story at http://www.premisesstudios.com/blog/suggs-and-the-premises-launch-urban-beekeeping-campaign/
09 February 2012
We Save Bees
We Save Bees left a curious comment: "A tragic scenario that happened here in California is we were hit with an unnaturally warm winter that beekeepers didn't adjust their diets for and caused hive collapses across the entire southern side of the state, sadly enough"
Great web site: http://www.wesavebees.com/
Great web site: http://www.wesavebees.com/
02 February 2012
Old bees, cold bees, no bees
The temperature has dropped, from a balmy and unusual winter 10-15 C range to around zero.
Have a look at this: http://scientificbeekeeping.com/old-bees-cold-bees-no-bees-part-1/
I admire anyone wearing an open-necked shirt inspecting a frame of bees. I am too frit.
Have a look at this: http://scientificbeekeeping.com/old-bees-cold-bees-no-bees-part-1/
I admire anyone wearing an open-necked shirt inspecting a frame of bees. I am too frit.
20 January 2012
11 January 2012
Balkanların gözbebeği Kosova'da arıcılık
How about this for some serious beekeeping: http://fatihmazrek.blogspot.com/ |
03 January 2012
Christmas Comment
Kelly Jacobs commented on this blog: "I recieved 9 Bee books for Christmas 2011. I plan on being a Bee Keeper in 2012. The Complete Idiot's Guide for Beekeepers is my favorite of the pile. I also enjoyed a video where Dean spoke for an hour...with constant interuptions. I like the no chemical direction of the book and educational materials. It's better for planet earth."
Remember, you only have to read 50 books on any subject to become an expert.
Remember, you only have to read 50 books on any subject to become an expert.
22 December 2011
Travels in Blood and Honey
This looks interesting - more the Kosovo part than the beekeeping. Any reviews?
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo