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~~ Diary of an Incompetent Bee-Keeper~~
CONFUSING ENTHUSIASM WITH RESULTS
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. Back to the Beekeeper's Dictionary
16 May 2019
The Swarmy Lincolnite
Nice collection of swarmy pics here: https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2019/05/bee-swarms-invade-lincoln-streets/
15 May 2019
I, Beebot
How about this: Can AI help stop bee extinction? (To save you reading the article, the short answer is 'Yes.')
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/can-ai-help-stop-bee-extinction/ar-AAAYaqD?srcref=rss
| https://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/i-robot |
14 May 2019
Egg, larva, pupa
I found this very nice chart at http://hwbka.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Bee-LifeCycle-Chart.pdf
And there's some nice blog stuff, too: https://hwbka.org.uk/just-as-you-feared-wasps-are-menacing-because-they-are-smarter-than-bees/
And there's some nice blog stuff, too: https://hwbka.org.uk/just-as-you-feared-wasps-are-menacing-because-they-are-smarter-than-bees/
13 May 2019
London Bee Corridor & the Brent Council Waggle Dance
The "London Bee Corridor" sounds too good to be true; it's certainly a snappy name. To point the bees the right way, I wonder if the Brent Councillors will indulge in a collective waggle-dance... They could sell tickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48187846
and
https://www.brent.gov.uk/council-news/press-releases/pr6968/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48187846
and
https://www.brent.gov.uk/council-news/press-releases/pr6968/
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| Councillor Krupa Sheth (LB Brent) says the "bee corridor" will be ready by the summer |
12 May 2019
Before you start keeping bees
After keeping (and losing and killing and catching and nurturing) bees for nearly 15 years, I thought I'd have a crack at the BBKA Basic Assessment.
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| Pic from https://www.thespruce.com/beginners-guide-to-beekeeping-3016857 The clue's in the name |
"Bees defy the laws of physics..."
Of course, there are no laws of physics. Nature does what nature does, and we describe what nature does with "laws." But nature does not follow laws, and we don't actually know why nature does what it does. It just does. So there.
Here's a picture of Richard Feynman, lest we forget.
Here's a picture of Richard Feynman, lest we forget.
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| Picture from https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/context/top-10-richard-feynman-quotations |
11 May 2019
Linked In, Cox's Honey, and a tinge of piffle
As a good-for-nothing ne'er-do-well, I searched 'beekeeping' on Linked In...
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/1245683612/
Turns out that https://coxshoney.com/ is looking for help, in Idaho (where the spuds come from, I believe). There's a tinge of piffle on the Cox's Honey site, e.g. "Bees defy the laws of physics..." but I'll let that pass.
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/1245683612/
Turns out that https://coxshoney.com/ is looking for help, in Idaho (where the spuds come from, I believe). There's a tinge of piffle on the Cox's Honey site, e.g. "Bees defy the laws of physics..." but I'll let that pass.
10 May 2019
Beekeeping tours in Crete
A fellow WBKA member on hols in Crete spotted this:
If I charged €20 for an apiary tour, I'd be quids in. (Does that even make sense?)
Check out the QR code on the leaflet, too.
09 May 2019
Bees, Cleese and Atkinson
John Cleese went to the same school as me. So there.
https://youtu.be/OGFz9gt0-Fc
08 May 2019
World Bee Day event
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07 May 2019
Royal Babies; I'm waiting for the call
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| Pic from http://www.atlanticspeakerbureau.com/nicholas-witchell/speaker |
Beekeepers look after thousands of Royal Babies on a daily basis. I'm waiting for the call from Nick Witchell...
06 May 2019
UN 'extinction report' predicts 1m species at risk
UN report here: https://www.un.org/sustainabledevelopment/blog/2019/05/nature-decline-unprecedented-report/
At the time of writing, we humans are one of around 8.7 million species on earth, which implies that more than 10% of species are threatened with extinction.
Looked at another way, 100% of species are threatened with extinction (that's how natural selection works).
In just the recent thousands of years, humans have achieved wonderful things - learned to speak, write, build pyramids, reach the moon and broadcast "The Only Way Is Essex."
At what cost?
At the time of writing, we humans are one of around 8.7 million species on earth, which implies that more than 10% of species are threatened with extinction.
Looked at another way, 100% of species are threatened with extinction (that's how natural selection works).
In just the recent thousands of years, humans have achieved wonderful things - learned to speak, write, build pyramids, reach the moon and broadcast "The Only Way Is Essex."
At what cost?
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| Pic from https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48169783 |
03 May 2019
Saving bees with sugar.... errmmm, really?
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| Pic from https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-48093351 |
I don't really buy this story. Saving bees one at a time will be a looooong job..
Saving bees with sugar: Connecting with nature or 'a last resort'?
02 May 2019
01 May 2019
Another outstanding video from Richard Noel: swarms
As spotted by a WBKA member. You can see Richard Noel's YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClFlG4yfKhR2-w9VN_r8M3w
29 April 2019
28 April 2019
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
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| Pic from https://www.biography.com/writer/mark-twain |
First opportunity today to check the colonies. Local temp was around 16C, and the bees were flying from all except one hive, which looked like bad news...
However, it turned out that the colonies were weaker than I guessed,and the non-flying hive particularly small. No queen cells found.
Fingers crossed for a warm May.
24 April 2019
Guerilla Gardening
Last week I planted three Ceanothus in the track next to the apiary. Not strictly my bit of land, but ...
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| Pic from https://www.plantsgaloreonline.co.uk/plants/large-trellis-climbing-plants/ceanothus-thyrsiflorus-concha-trellis-climber-20-ltr-californian-lilac.html |
23 April 2019
Jericho Beekeeping
As usual, time only for Jericho Beekeeping this evening. All the colonies are going well and have enough space - but I didn't have time for a full inspection, so they could be riddled with queen cells and about to swarm.
Canadian researchers warn of 'cascading impacts' as bumblebee species decline
By the look of the photo, spearing insects with pins can't be helping too much, either...
See original story here: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/bumblebees-decline-pollinators-1.5106260
See original story here: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/bumblebees-decline-pollinators-1.5106260
17 April 2019
Roger Burns & swarm capture
Masses of swarms being collected by WBKA members, which prompted me to search for swarm stories. Here's one from 2016 in the Daily Telegraph.
Roger Burns, of Pembrokeshire Beekeepers, said: "I got about 15 or 20 stings for my trouble. I then left the cardboard box on the roof while we waited for the last few hundred bees to leave the boot but then a gust of wind blew it off and the queen may have fled back to the boot again."
16 April 2019
15 April 2019
Run away!
14 April 2019
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03 April 2019
So much for spring....
It's 10C in London, and a good bit colder in SW England. Here's a shot from https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47799408
BWARS and Vespa velutina
Found this site - the Bee, Wasp and Ant Recording Society, with a scrap of info about Vespa velutina: http://www.bwars.com/Vespa_velutina
Download the information sheet here: http://www.bwars.com/sites/www.bwars.com/files/info_sheets/Vespa_velutina_information_sheet.pdf
Download the information sheet here: http://www.bwars.com/sites/www.bwars.com/files/info_sheets/Vespa_velutina_information_sheet.pdf
30 March 2019
29 March 2019
Pollinator action plan
Showing my hignorance, I'd never previously come across this: https://friendsoftheearth.uk/bees/ask-your-council-introduce-pollinator-action-plan
You can also buy a slightly daffy 'festive Bee Saver kit'!
Ask your council to introduce a pollinator action plan
You can also buy a slightly daffy 'festive Bee Saver kit'!
Help bees this Christmas with Friends of the Earth’s festive Bee Saver Kit
28 March 2019
Pollen a-plenty... in the wrong place!
An Association member sent this extraordinary pic of pollen on the ground at the front of the hive. Diagnosis (from an experienced beekeeper) is that the small hive entrance set by the beekeeper during winter is causing hurly-burly congestion now spring has arrived, and pollen is spilling from the bees' baskets.
27 March 2019
I'm sorry, I'll read that again
Bees: Many British pollinating insects in decline, study shows
As reported by the BBC, the study (which you can find here) says:
The "losers" include solitary bees, which live in burrows in the ground, and upland bees, living on mountains and moorlands. Among the "winners" are 22 of the most important crop pollinators.
So a perfectly good headline would also be:
Numbers of important pollinating insects on the rise, study shows
In other words, "I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that." {Dr Ben Goldacre}
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47698294
As reported by the BBC, the study (which you can find here) says:
The "losers" include solitary bees, which live in burrows in the ground, and upland bees, living on mountains and moorlands. Among the "winners" are 22 of the most important crop pollinators.
So a perfectly good headline would also be:
Numbers of important pollinating insects on the rise, study shows
In other words, "I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that." {Dr Ben Goldacre}
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47698294
Plan Bee - Naturism, anyone?
Despite the bizarre use of English in the headline (is it asking us to safeguard our valuable Nature while the rest of it can go to heck?), this seems like a good cause:
Sign this petition
Petitions
UK Government and Parliament
PetitionBe fair to Bees, Plan Bee –Help farmers safeguard our valuable Nature!
Young people from Northern Ireland are asking government to support devolved institutions by having a UK wide strategy to provide funding to support farmers delivering valuable ecosystem services, such as providing wildflowers for pollinators.
More details
25 March 2019
Need-to-know from Friends of the Earth
An amusingly inaccurately named page from Friends of the Earth:
A fair number the 20 are not facts. Actually, I'm not sure *any* of the 20 are facts. What a pity; some perfectly good messages and motivations being confused by pseudoscience and new-age gibberish.
https://friendsoftheearth.uk/bees/20-facts-you-need-know-about-bees
20 facts you need to know about bees
A fair number the 20 are not facts. Actually, I'm not sure *any* of the 20 are facts. What a pity; some perfectly good messages and motivations being confused by pseudoscience and new-age gibberish.
https://friendsoftheearth.uk/bees/20-facts-you-need-know-about-bees
Nuke 'em
Very satisfying weekend’s work, preparing three nuc boxes – home-made
from spare chipboard etc. Considering you can buy a perfectly good nuc for about
£25 including delivery, I think I’m working at below the National Minimum Wage.
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| Found this on eBay at £24.99... OK, no space for a feeder etc, but cheapskates can't be choosers. |
24 March 2019
How swarming drones will change warfare
OK, in the context of a beekeeping blog, the headline makes no sense. Here's the bit that caught my non-compound eye:
Swarmy reading for you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47555588
Flinging a barrage at a defence system is one thing, but that could be done with a sack of rocks. The key to the swarm is that it's smart enough to coordinate its own behaviour.
It's not only the military that's interested in this problem. Dr Justin Werfel is a senior research scientist at Harvard's Wyss Institute for Biologically Inspired Engineering.
"In a natural swarm of birds or bees, all individuals are doing their own thing. Each one has its own brain, knows what it can see for itself," he says. "You don't have an explicit hive mind. The queen bee is not giving instructions to everyone.
"The challenge is how you build the individuals so that the collective does what you want."
Swarmy reading for you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47555588
23 March 2019
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18 March 2019
Educational bees
A client's company is sponsoring a beehive. Which is nice.
http://www.wisewoodprimary.co.uk/news/detail/beehives-in-school/
http://www.wisewoodprimary.co.uk/news/detail/beehives-in-school/
16 March 2019
Flow Hive, again
Here's a yah-boo article about the Flow Hive. If you ignore the New-Age piffle about communing with bees, the author (Maryam Henein) makes a reasonable case agin the Flow Hive.
https://www.honeycolony.com/article/against-flow-hive/
https://www.honeycolony.com/article/against-flow-hive/
15 March 2019
Will the Flow Hive survive first contact with The Enemy?
As a natural skeptic, I can't help thinking that the Flow Hive (an object of great beauty) will not survive first contact with The Enemy. In my case, everything looks wonderful and neat at the start of the season, and by the end the whole shebang, including me, is covered in honey, wax and propolis...
14 March 2019
Vespa velutina
This arrived in my inbox, http://frelonasiatique.mnhn.fr/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2015/09/Progression_Invasion_Vespa_velutina-Q_Rome_MNHN.gif
It's a great - worrying - graphic. I like the optimistic areas 'in check,' even if they vanish so quickly.
It's a great - worrying - graphic. I like the optimistic areas 'in check,' even if they vanish so quickly.
10 March 2019
BBC - If the insects go, then we go
Catchy headline, for sure. Or how about, "If the trees go, then we go," or "If the seas boil off into space, then we go."
In other news, the Pope is Catholic.
In other news, the Pope is Catholic.
09 March 2019
07 March 2019
Queen survival - see Chris Slade's Bee Blog
A bit late in the day (OK, two months after his original post), some enlightening stats from Chris Slade: https://chrissladesbeeblog.wordpress.com/2018/12/22/queen-survival/
Chris' records show that his queens are in his care for an average of 2.28 years (two years three months). As he points out, the actual lifetimes will be longer, because some queens will be swarm arrivals and some will push off in a swarm and may live on for another few years.
https://chrissladesbeeblog.wordpress.com/
Chris' records show that his queens are in his care for an average of 2.28 years (two years three months). As he points out, the actual lifetimes will be longer, because some queens will be swarm arrivals and some will push off in a swarm and may live on for another few years.
https://chrissladesbeeblog.wordpress.com/
06 March 2019
05 March 2019
Bee record cards: Little Giant Beehive Log
Normally I use standard BBKA record-keeping cards... and then spotted this on Amazon:
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The Little Giant beehive log will help you keep track of your hives in all weather conditions! Featuring Rite In The Rain patented water-shedding paper, these notebooks are useable even in the heaviest of rains or the hottest of days. Record and measure all of your hives' most important details. 100 pages.
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| https://www.miller-mfg.com/beekeeping-supplies.html |
04 March 2019
Beekeeping laws in Germany
Now, you'd like to believe this:
Believe it or not, the German Civil Code has a specific statute that is to be applied in the event that two or more swarms flee their hives at approximately the same time and, while properly being pursued by their respective owners in order to preserve their ownership rights, merge to form one larger swarm. Should that happen—and I’d very much like to know if it ever has—the owners split the bees:
If bee swarms of more than one owner that have moved out merge, the owners who have pursued their swarms become co-owners of the total swarm captured; the shares are determined according to the number of swarms pursued.
So, let’s say five swarms are on the move, followed by four beekeepers flailing around with bee nets (obviously I know nothing about beekeeping). Beekeepers A and B are each pursuing one swarm. C is pursuing two different swarms that tried to flee his place at the same time, while D was just driving by and has never owned a bee in his life.
He just finished beekeeping school, or something. Meanwhile, Beekeeper E is sitting at home not pursuing his swarm, which is one of the five. If all five swarms merge and the resulting überSchwärm is captured, what happens?
What happens is that some German lawyers are about to make a bunch of money, that’s what happens.
German Civil Code § 963 (“Merging of bee swarms”).
Copied from https://boingboing.net/2014/02/28/german-beekeeping-laws-are-wei.html, which itself is an excerpt from "The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance," https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1627222693/downandoutint-20
03 March 2019
Hive Years & Millennials
In an idle moment, I calculated my age in Hive Years: about 35. Some friends with 20+ hives must be well into their hundreds, and maybe into their first millennium. Odd to think of an 80-year-old as a Millennial.
In case you're wondering, keeping one colony for one year = 1 Hive Year.
In case you're wondering, keeping one colony for one year = 1 Hive Year.
01 March 2019
Hive radio
Sadly (a) not about bees and (b) not on air.
https://hiveradiouk.wordpress.com/about-us/
There, that was worth reading, wasn't it?
https://hiveradiouk.wordpress.com/about-us/
There, that was worth reading, wasn't it?
28 February 2019
27 February 2019
26 February 2019
That's gonna sting a bit...
More on the World's Biggest Bee, aka Megachile pluto (Wallace's giant bee). Does it sting?
22 February 2019
World's biggest bee found alive
By Helen Briggs, BBC News, Science and Environment
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47311186
Summary: it's effing enormous.
21 February 2019
Robbing on an industrial scale
Passing through Moûtiers in France, I spotted this collection of around 50 hives, basking in February sunshine. Thousands of bees were flying, but I'm fairly sure there was no forage available - prompting robbing on an industrial scale. You can *just* see the bees in this photo.
16 February 2019
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05 February 2019
Starvation
The mild weather followed by cold snap has got me worried. Last week the bees were out flying. With precious little forage available, I presume they were eating through the stores. This week it is too cold to inspect. All the colonies have fondant on the top bars of the brood frames, but in my experience they are reluctant to take it down...
Here's a picture of Mr Creosote.
Here's a picture of Mr Creosote.
03 February 2019
St Haralampi, patron saint of beekeeping
Religion, despite being a dangerous infection of the human mind, does occasionally come up with some crackingly good nonsense: St Haralampi, patron saint of beekeeping.




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